My favorite quotations

Expressions that give me inspiration as self-quarantines and social distancing continue ad nauseam. Or at the very least, these quotes make me laugh. In no particular order...

• A wealth of information creates a poverty of attention

• If Plan A doesn't work...there are 25 more letters in the alphabet

• Camera crews don't cover safe landings

• Whether you think you can or you think you can’t, you’re right. – Henry Ford

• Every bump's a bounce

• Don't be afraid to look stupid

• A good craftsman never blames his tools

• There are many things of which a wise man might wish to be ignorant

• You're not stuck in traffic. You are traffic

• Easy reading is damn hard writing

• No good deed goes unpunished

• Big hat, no cattle

• If you haven't tried it, you can't hate on it

• Statistics don't lie; statisticians do

• Peacock today, feather duster tomorrow

• The key to a long relationship is a short memory

• There's nothing more important than what you're doing, when you're doing it

• The rising tide lifts all ships

• Expectation is the root of all heartache

• The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now

• If I had more time, I would have written a shorter letter

• Resentment is swallowing poison and hoping it kills the other person

• Contrary to the rumors, I am not replacing Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men. However, Martin Sheen has asked me to be his son. – John Stamos

• Disappointment is inevitable. Discouragement is a choice